ALICE: So this man comes into the cafe today, and he says, "Hey waitress, what are you waiting for?"

DAN: Funny guy. 

ALICE: So I go, "I'm waiting for a man to come in here and fuck me sideways with a beautiful line like that." 

DAN: So what did he ask for? 

ALICE: He asked for a cup of tea with two sugars. 

DAN: Mmm. 

ALICE: I'm waiting for you.

DAN: To do what? 

ALICE: Leave me.